The Armored Truck is essentially a steel block on wheels, with one sided mirrors in all windowpanes. Despite its dismal stats, the Armored Truck has a 5-star toughness rating, making it one of the most difficult vehicles to destroy. The car bears a strong resemblance to the real life Ford F-800.
The Armored Truck makes its first appearance in Level 5, when Snake and Apu work together to destroy the truck for "community service". In Level 6, the player can purchase the Armored Truck from Gil for 400 coins.
- In Level 6, similar vehicles are found driving all over the map, but with the Burns Casino logo plastered on both sides.