|Bart 'n' Frink|
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The mission Edit
After finding out that Professor Frink bought out the remaining copies of Bonestorm II, Bart heads out to find him. Upon doing so, Bart asks Frink to give him a copy of the game, but Frink refuses, as he needs the power of video game violence and he wants Bart to find him a world war radio for him to use as part of this latest invention/monster.
Bart thinks that Herman will have one and that he must go there. The player has to drive there, following a Pizza van which they can not lose. Once there the player talks to Chief Wiggum who tells Bart that Herman has been robbed and asks him if he knows who did it.
Get back in your car and follow the arrows to Snake who is waiting for you on the expressway. Snake will challange you to a race for the radio. Beat Snake to complete the mission.
- Follow The Pizza Van To Krusty Burger
- Talk To Jacques (French Bowling Instructor)
- Collect Bonestorm II
- Head Inside Moe's Tavern
- Speak To Moe
- Collect The Belt With Duff Beer
- Rush To The Train Station And Talk To Pip Diddler
- Follow The Pizza Van to Herman's Store
- Talk To Chief Wiggum
- Find A Criminal
- Talk To Snake
- Race Snake To The Stadium
- Collect The Radio
Bart: I gotta play Bonestorm II, gimme one!!
Professor Frink: No can do, my pointy headed friend! I need the power of video game violence to run my latest invention/monster. If you find me a World War II communication radio and a satellite, then my creation will live, and we can play with it and enjoy the frollicking.
Bart: Ohh, cool, real violence is way better than TV violence! It's like a level boss come to life. Now who would have a World War II radio? That guy that sells all those grenades to Nelson might-I better check.
(Bart follows the black pizza van to Krusty Burger)
Bart: I need to buy a game called Bonestorm II, the sequel of the never-ending game Bonestorm.
Jacques: I agree. I always wanted a game sequel of Bonestorm, but Bonestorm III did not exist.
Bart: But I'm just addicted about being proud of buying this game at the Try-N'Save.
Jacques: Sure. Why not?
(Bart collects the game Bonestorm II and rushes to Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Okay, Bart. He's booze to a minor. Here, drink a beer. It's good for kids.
Bart: Booze? All I wanted was a World War II radio, not TV violence.
Moe: And I need to close this bar in 4 hours. Here, collect it.
Bart: Yay, tough luck is worth more.
(Bart collects the belt with Duff beer and heads to the train station)
Bart: Are you the train conductor?
Pip Diddler: Nope. I am just a country conductor.
Bart: I required information about discovering the black pizza vans because of spy cameras that Homer spied on you.
Pip Diddler: Oh, y'all don't know about spy cameras, didn't ya?
Bart: Not spy cameras, pizza vans!
Pip Diddler: All right, fine then. Say, where are all the pizza vans gone?
(Bart follows one of the black pizza vans to Herman's armoury and sees Chief Wiggum)
Bart: Hey, Springfield's lamest, what's the deal?
Chief Wiggum: Didn't you hear? Herman's been robbed! Hey, you know who did it, do ya? 'Cause if you did, boy, that would be great!
Bart: Oh no, now where am I gonna get a radio?
Chief Wiggum: These fresh skid marks leading away from the scene of a crime could be a clue. But who's to say, really?
(Bart goes to the intersection and finds Snake nearby)
Bart: Hey Snake, what's up?
Snake: Um, do I know you, little dude?
Bart: I need that radio you "borrowed".
Snake: No way, little dude! This radio is going to help me score bo-q-d chicks!
Bart: Uh, last time I checked, chicks like fast cars, not vintage electronics. Why don't we race for the radio?
Snake: Oh, I totally agree to your proposal!
(Bart wins the race and gets the radio from Snake)
Bart: Now to find a satellite dish. Who has those anymore... Gasp! I know! White trash!
- Upon being prompted to talk to Chief Wiggum, Snake's car will appear being driven by him in a preset looping route all around the entire level. The player can choose to chase down Snake and even destroy his car, though that CPU version of the Lil' Bandit has the highest toughness in the game out of all cars. Destroying it will take time, especially when the Hit & Run meter will fill up.
- If Snake's car is destroyed during this moment, talking to Chief Wiggum will cause the car to respawn for the race afterwards.