The Canyonero is a massive red SUV with deep blue tinted windows. It has a pair of cross bars on the roof and is adorned with chrome trimming along the bottom edges. A single side step accompanies each side to compensate for the car's huge lift. Finally, in the back portion of the vehicle there appears to be a large amount of groceries contained in the back. In Levels 2, 5, 6, and 7, Marge occupies the driver's seat. The car bears a strong resemblance to the real life 1968 Jeep Wagoneer.
- The vehicle appears as Marge's main vehicle in the level.
- The Canyonero is a car briefly owned by Homer and then Marge Simpson in the episode "Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"".
- Like with any vehicles with a roof, Marge's default hairdo will bend back as it pushes against the ceiling whenver she drives the Canyonero.