Level 2
Type Destroy
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Cell-Outs is the final mission of Level 2 of The Simpsons: Hit & Run. Completing this mission unlocks Level 3.


Bart gives Prof. Frink the blender he got from Dr. Nick. Frink tells him that too many people are using cell phones in the area, and will cause the Truckasaurus to malfunction. Bart decides to destroy them.

Music Edit

The track that plays during this mission makes use of the theremin, an electronic instrument that uses electric signals concluded from the distance of the user's hands from its antennae. As such, it plays a prominent role in the track, lending it high pitched wobbles. This missions shares this track with the missions Lab Coat Caper and Pocket Protector.


The player has to destroy four Cell-Phone users car in a maximum of four minutes for each. The cars themselves are quite weak, and a head-on collision can cause major damage. Once all are destroyed, go back to Frink to start a cutscene.


Bart: Here's your last doo-dad. So, can I see the Truckasaurus thing?

Professor Frink: Yes... is a word I would love to be able to say. Unfortunately, there are too many people using cellphones and the interference would then cause the monster to malfunction and kill many people. And my insurance is already sky high with the premiums and shmemiums.

(Bart goes around the city as he destroys every car with cellphone users and then goes back to the stadium)

Professor Frink: Well done my little sociopath! Gla-hay!

Bart: I like to smash.

Professor Frink: Now there is no chance my Truckasaurus will go on a killing rampage with the screaming and the sadness and the hosing the blood off the robot.


Bart drives in to the stadium, where the Truckasaurus is there with a Wasp Camera's signal making it start to rampage. The Truckasaurus is quite angry, and tries to burn Bart to death. Bart quickly goes back outside, but a spaceship takes Bart away, leaving only his Honor Roller.  

The Honor Roller, after Bart got abducted.


Bart: Wow, Truckasaurus is some kind of truck/dinosaur! I'd never would have guessed.

(Suddenly the Truckasaurus starts up and looks at Bart)

Bart: Uh oh.

(The Truckasaurus roars as it tries to attack Bart as he maneuvers his Honor Roller through towards the exit, then the Truckasaurus spews fire from behind him but Bart survives the blaze upon exiting)

Bart: Yes! Everybody do the Bartman!

(Suddenly a huge shadow appears surrounding Bart as the green bright light surrounds him as it abducts him)


  • A strong car like the Mr. Plow, Plow King and the Fire Truck can destroy the cars easily.
  • Bashing the cars into walls will cause major damage.
  • The player shouldn't worry about the timer, given that a large amount of time added onto the existing limit (about two minutes per vehicle destroyed). In fact, if the player can dispatch the four cell-phone cars quick enough, they can get to the stadium on foot and still have time to spare.


  • Originally, each of the four cell-phone user cars would have its own color, but in the final game, all cell-phone user cars are blue-grey and are labelled "Cell Phone Car A" making the other three cell-phone cars unused. Though, despite the other three cell-phone cars going unused. They (along with the first cell-phone car) can still be bought via phone booth if the player activates the "All cars" cheat after completing the game.
  • In 2016, two prerelease assets were found which contained several information changed in the final game, dated around June to August 2003. The assets reveal that there was intended to be a mission where Bart would escape Truckasaurus in the Ferrini - Red from the stadium, but this was likely cut because it would've been too hard to create an in-game model for the Truckasaurus and the interior of the stadium.
  • Before Bart is abducted, he references the song Do the Bartman.