|Comic Book Guy|
Jeffrey Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy is a character from the Simpsons television series who appears in The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
In the second level, Bart asks him if he has a copy of Bonestorm II, but Comic Book Guy wants to get to The Java Server before a nerd does so he can search up the new McBain film on the internet, so Bart and Comic Book Guy race the nerd and win. After they win, Comic Book Guy tells Bart that Professor Frink posted a message on his news group, that he has bought up all the remaining videogames.
He appears again in the third level, where Lisa asks him if he knows where Bart is, but Comic Book Guy says that he must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures comic before a nerd does, so they race the nerd to the Itchy & Scratchy store at the Squidport and get the comic. Then, they drive back to The Android's Dungeon where Comic Book Guy tells Lisa that he thought he saw Bart at the Noiseland Arcade.
Comic Book Guy appears as the bonus mission character for the fourth level, in the mission, he wants Marge to collect intercepted gifts for his love, Agnes Skinner, so Marge collects the intercepted gifts which are scattered around the school playground and returns to Comic Book Guy. The player will be rewarded with Comic Book Guy's Kremlin after completing the bonus mission.
In the seventh level, he tells Homer that the alien craft uses a tractor beam to suck up trespassers and also tells Homer about the black car standing underneath the tractor beam where he explains to Homer that it is an advanced probe for the mothership and recommends Homer to obtain a Zombie Car in order to follow the Ferrini.
- Beached Love (Bonus mission character)