|Eight is Too Much|
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Eight is Too Much is the name of the third mission from the fifth level, where the player plays as Apu.
Apu goes to the hospital and Dr. Hibbert tells Apu that his octuplets are about to make the hospital's waiting room dirty, and that Apu's diapers aren't covered by his insurance. He tells Apu about the parents from Shelbyville who have every diaper in town. Apu decides to get the diapers, but he needs to buy a large car from Homer, since he can't fit all of his diapers into his car.
Julius Hibbert: I'm afraid we have a medical emergency.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh no, my babies!
Julius Hibbert: Your babies are about to go to the bathroom all over my waiting room. And diapers aren't covered by your insurance. Ooh, you better hurry, I heard the parents of the Shelbyville 9 are grabbing every diaper in town.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I will get the diapers, but there is no way I could fit them in my car. Maybe Mr. Homer will have a large gas-guzzling American vehicle that I could use.
(Apu goes over to the hospital car park for Homer's car)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Mr. Homer, sir, do you have an over-sized vehicle that I might be borrowing?
Homer Simpson: Borrowing, no. Selling to you at an insanely high price, yes!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Fine, whatever.
(Apu collects the diapers from the Shelbyville van and goes back to Hibbert)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Quickly, cover my incotenent children's tooshies!
Julius Hibbert: (chuckles) That was close, another minute and my office would look like the Ganges River.
- Despite Apu saying that the diapers won't fit in his Longhorn, you can actually use the Longhorn during the mission by swapping the Car Built For Homer for it.
- In the game files, there is an unused objective, re-enabling it shows that it is mostly useless. The objective requires the player to drive to the Shelbyvillian's Van (in front of the Hospital) before collecting the diapers. The HUD icon is the diaper icon used in this mission, and the objective text reads "HIT THE VAN AND COLLECT THE DIAPERS". This objective may have been dummied out because the player has to drive to the Hospital in order to start the mission.