Beached Love is a bonus mission in the fourth level of the game. Marge has to collect Comic Book Guy's items for his love, Agnes Skinner. Completing this mission unlocks the Kremlin.
Tips[]
- Multiple shortcuts are present to get to the school faster.
- Once at the school, you will be required to get out of your vehicle to collect items. Optimize your route to collect the items as quickly as possible.
- You will need to climb onto the school roof to collect some items. Traverse carefully, as you can easily fall off of this and be forced to scale the school again.
Music[]
The song that plays in this mission sounds very similar to "Pruit Igoe" by Philip Glass, and is shared with Blind Big Brother.
The player will hear this upon failing the mission:
The player will hear a fanfare upon completing the mission:
Transcript[]
Marge: Mr. Guy? What are you doing here?
Comic Book Guy: Well I've been trying to convince Agnes come make fun of school children but she refuses to go out with me. That son of hers keeps intercepting every gift I sent her and hides them at his workplace. He is a jerk and a fool.
Marge: Why not just go get them back?
Comic Book Guy: I would, but...well I'm not a terribly mobile person. There, I said it.
Marge: Oh...I know...It's not easy being husky. Tell you what, I'll take care of this for you if you help me take care of some things.
Comic Book Guy: By the moons of Zanthor it is a pact, the bond is made; the agreement is sacred under the vows of the knights who say--
Marge: OK, OK, I'll get it, sheesh!
(Marge heads over to the Springfield Elementary School to collect the intercepted gifts and then heads back to the Comic Book Guy)
Marge: Well that's done like laundry.
Comic Book Guy: Thank you very much. Now I can see my beloved's sneer again. Here's my number: give me a call if you want to hear my theories on why Krusty has jumped the shark. Good day.
Trivia[]
- The mission's title is a reference to the Emerson, Lake & Palmer album Love Beach.
Gallery[]
| Level 4 Missions |
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| For A Few Donuts More • Redneck Roundup • Ketchup Logic • Return of the Nearly-Dead • Wolves Stole My Pills • The Cola Wars • From Outer Space • Beached Love |