|Going to the Lu'|
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Bart asks Apu to help him warn Krusty about the new Buzz Cola he endorsed. Apu refuses to help, which Bart attributes to his cowardice. Bart turns to Otto to get him to Krusty. Otto has to pick up and deliver kids however, but fortunately for Bart they are all headed for the same place as him: Krustylu.
Bart Simpson: Apu, you've gotta help me warn Krusty about this alien plot and thus save the good people of Springfield!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I am sorry sir, but I cannot speak English. I only speak Hindi.
Bart Simpson: But you're speaking English now!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (stutters) Yes, I learned these words phonetically.
Bart Simpson: Well you're just scared of being vaporized by the space monsters.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Up, down, up, down (stutters), go hot dog, button my undershirt, blah, blah, blah.
(Bart goes to Otto, who is nearby, to get him to Krustylu)
Bart Simpson: Otto-man, I need a ride!
Otto Mann: No can do, little dude! I gotta round up these other little dudes and get them to Krustylu for the studio tour.
Bart Simpson: That's where I need to go! Step on it, Otto!
Otto Mann: OK! ...Right after I drop these kids off at Krustylu.
Bart Simpson: Otto, I just said that.
Otto Mann: Alright, stop hassling me, midget Abraham Lincoln!