Kwik Cash
Level 5
Type Destroy/Avoid
Previous Never Trust a Snake
Next Curious Curator

Kwik Cash is the name of the sixth mission from the fifth level, where the player plays as Apu.


Upon finding out that Snake lied to him, Apu returns the empty folder, and it turns out Snake needs more help on his community service. He & Apu drive to the Springfield Googolplex and find an Armored Truck and smash it up. They drive back to Snake's hideout, all while avoiding the cops. Snake finally tells Apu that the Cola Trucks are registered to the museum.


Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Sir, the folder is empty! To rob me is one thing, but I never expected you to lie!

Snake Jailbird: Dude, relax, OK? I got the info you need. I just need help on a little more community service. Haha, oh, I'm totally evil!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ugh, I should know better than to trust a demented chuckle, but OK.

(Snake and Apu drive to the Springfield Googolplex Theatres and destroy the armored van)

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Now what is this possible mystery for this community?

Snake Jailbird: Shut up and take me to the hideout, I mean

(Apu & Snake return to Snake's hideout, lose the cops & then go back to the hideout)

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks then I will be forced to use... profanity!

Snake Jailbird: OK, OK, don't go nuts! Look, the cola trucks are registered to the museum.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: The museum? Each level of this adventure is more exciting than the last!

Trivia Edit

  • Originally, when destroying the Armored Car, the player would have to destroy it against a timer set to 3:30, but the timer was cut out due to that the Armored Car is very difficult to destroy and the player would have to prevent themselves from destroying their own car.

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