Milking the Pigs

Milking the PigsLevel 6
Type	Destroy
Reward vehicle	Bandit

Milking the Pigs is the bonus mission for Level 6. In it, Bart helps Snake clear up some "loose ends", along with making him some extra money. Completing this mission unlocks the Bandit.

Summary

Bart asks Snake, who just walked out of prison, if he wants to be Bart's wheelman. He agrees, on the condition that Bart destroys Wiggum's car, along with a gun that could implicate Snake in the process. After Bart does so, Snake informs him that Fat Tony is paying money to anyone who destroys a Milk Truck, and sends Bart to destroy one for him. When Bart comes back to Snake, he agrees to help Bart anytime necessary.

Tips

• Both vehicles that need to be destroyed are moderately tough, so choose a decently tough vehicle. However, Chief Wiggum's Police Car is also moderately fast, so think twice before choosing a slow, heavy vehicle.
• Both vehicles have a fixed route which you can use to your advantage if you're having trouble:
  • Once Chief Wiggum reaches the road leading to the Duff Brewery, he will turn around back toward the Squidport area.
  • Once the Milk Truck reaches the intersection near Krustylu Studios and the Duff Brewery, the vehicle will turn around back toward the Springfield sign.
• The Milk Truck is a very slow moving vehicle, so you can afford to switch to a heavier and tougher vehicle to destroy it after destroying Wiggum's vehicle.

Music

The song features a distorted guitar riff, solos throughout the song, and a grandfather clock, paying homage to the AC/DC song "Hells Bells". The song is shared with the first part of There's Something About Monty and the Level 6 wager race.

Transcript

Bart Simpson: Hey, Snake.

Snake Jailbird: Hey, kid dude, what's up?

Bart Simpson: I'm looking for a wheelman.

Snake Jailbird: Tempting. Tell you what, dude, I just walked out of Springfield prison. But, if you clear up a few loose ends for me, I will help you.

Bart Simpson: Cool, a chance to use my petty theft training.

Snake Jailbird: Groovy. First up, Wiggum is keeping the evidence from my trial in his car. Snatch it and they've got nothing on me, ha ha.

(Bart destroys Chief Wiggum's car and goes back to Snake)

Bart Simpson: OK, that's one smacked up pork-bag.

Snake Jailbird: Ho yes! I am a free man again! Now, let's get a little "venture-capital" shall we? I hear Fat Tony is totally paying big bucks for every milk truck that gets smashed up. Word knows why, but he's the kingpin apparently.

(Bart destroys the milk truck and then returns to Snake)

Snake Jailbird: OK, dude, here's the deal: you need me, you just call my service and I will be there. Later, dude!

Trivia

• In the game files, there is an unused "goto" objective which reveals that the player would have to drive to the Krusty Burger before Chief Wiggum appears, but for some unknown reason, it was removed.
• Fat Tony requiring a Milk Truck to be destroyed might be a reference to his rat milk business in the episode Mayored to the Mob.