|Never Trust a Snake|
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Never Trust a Snake is the name of the fifth mission from the fifth level, where the player plays as Apu.
Apu finds Snake outside the DMV, asks him about the information about Buzz Cola & who's driving their vans. Snake has a connection with the DMV, and asks Apu to pick up the litter for his community service in exchange for his wallet. Apu collects all of the trash, goes back to the DMV, where Snake tells Apu to pick up the folder, which turns out to be empty once Apu gets it.
Snake Jailbird: Hand over your wallet, dude! This is totally a mugging!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What good luck, a criminal!
Snake Jailbird: Huh?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well surely a violent, filth bag such as yourself could find out who is driving the black cola vans.
Snake Jailbird: Well, I do have a connection with the DMV, but it will cost you. You have to pick up the litter for my community service.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It is a deal.
Snake Jailbird: Deal, now hand over your wallet.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Yes, yes, whatever.
(Apu has collected all the rubbish from the commercial district and goes back to Snake at the DMV)
Snake Jailbird: My friend has the information in the DMV. Go pick it up, pronto!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh thank you, thank you my violent associate!
(Apu goes inside the DMV and collects the folder, it turns out to be empty)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Empty. I am the victim of object containing most vile.