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Office Spaced is the third mission of Level 1 in The Simpsons: Hit & Run. This introduces the player to destruction missions, where the player must destroy a car or item and to buying a car for a certain mission.
Homer returns to Marge, who tells Homer that it's time for his job, and Smithers will be moving Homer to a new office. Homer gets mad and decides to go and talk to Lenny, who tells him that Mr. Smithers is at the Kwik-E-Mart.
The player will hear this upon failing the mission:
A fanfare will play upon completing the mission:
- Talk To Marge
- Go To Krusty Burger By Graveyard
- Talk To Lenny + Buy The Plow King From Barney
- Drive To The Kwik-E-Mart
- Destroy Smithers Car
Marge: Homie, you're late for work, and today's your workplace evaluation with Mr. Smithers.
Homer: (alarmed) Ah! He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live?! Only one person can help me - Lenny!
(Homer drives to the Krusty Burger by the cemetery)
Lenny: Hey Homer, how about a breakfast churro?
Homer: No time! Tell me where to find Mr. Smithers!
Lenny: Eh, I think I saw him at the Kwik-E-Mart. More breakfast churros for Lenny!
Homer: I'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if I'm gonna to take him out. I wonder if Barney still has the Plow King?
(Homer sees Barney for the use of his Plow King)
Homer: Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
Barney: Take what you want, sexy leprechaun! Just don't shoot me with that dart gun! Ooooooh...!
(Homer drives over to the Kwik-E-Mart as he sees Mr. Smithers and destroys his limousine)
Mr. Smithers: Argh! My convertible! I just waxed and undercoated....
Homer: That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid!