|Petty Theft Homer|
Homer goes to talk to Marge in the Simpsons living room where she tells him that Ned Flanders is missing several items. Ned's annoyed (miffed and po'd) and is going to call the police. Homer, whose responsible for the missing items tells Ned that he'll get them back.
- Enter The House And Talk To Marge
- Go Talk To Ned
- Find Flanders Tuxedo
- Find Flanders Lawn Mower
- Talk To Barney
- Find Flanders Cooler
- Find Flanders Lawn Chair
- Find The Flanders Family Portrait
- Find Rod's Inhaler
- Return The Items To Ned
Marge: Homer, go talk to Ned Flanders, he seems miffed, and PO'ed.
Homer: Why me? I'm the world's greatest neighbor! I have a mug to that effect.
(Homer sees Ned outside his house and talks to him)
Ned: (scoff) I'm all in a ditter, Homer, so many of my possessions have disappeared...I called the police to find the culprit.
Homer: Culprit, eh?
Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait...even Rod's inhaler, what kind of sick individual would take this stuff?
Homer: (thinking) Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders' stuff. Quick, think of an excuse to get out of here! (aloud) Uh, excuse me, I think I have to go...chuck some corn...
(Homer finds Ned's tuxedo and lawnmower, then needs to see Barney near the petrol station and Krusty Burger restaurant)
Homer: What's next? Flanders' cooler, I gave it to Barney.
Homer: (speaks to Barney) Uh, you remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
Barney: Now what will I use for a toilet?
(Homer collects Flanders' cooler and lawn chair, then goes to find the portrait of the Flanders family)
Homer: Almost done! Now I need Flanders' stupid picture with his stupid family.
(Homer has now collected the family portrait and now finds the last possession - Rod Flanders' inhaler)
Homer: OK, last one. Now where did I leave Rod's stupid inhaler? DUUUH, on top of the Duff Truck!
(Homer finally receives Rod's inhaler and plans to return to the Flanders' house)
Homer: Now to return this stuff before the cops find me sitting around talking to myself.
(Homer gives Ned back the missing possessions and asks for a reimbursement)
Homer: Flanders, look, I found your missing stuff! Now, about the reward...
Ned: *chuckles* Thanks neighbour-oony. Here's your reward, a prayer from the Lord's number one fan. (praying) Our father in heaven, bless this noble oaf.
Homer: Stupid Flanders getting happiness from religion...