Return of the Nearly-Dead
Level 4
Type Race
Previous Ketchup Logic
Next Wolves Stole My Pills

Return of the Nearly-Dead is the fourth mission of Level 4 in The Simpsons: Hit & Run, where the player plays as Marge. The mission involves Marge having to race Chief Wiggum to the retirement castle, before he prepares to close the doors.


After Marge collected the harvest for Cletus, Cletus told Marge to go to the graveyard. While there, she finds Hans Moleman, who's hiding from the police. Hans tells Marge to find Abe at the retirement castle before the cops get there and close the doors.

Music Edit

The track that plays during this mission features a prominent xylophone line and brass section. The track is also shared with The Fat and the Furious, ...and Baby Makes 8, Duff for Me, Duff for You and Alien "Auto"topsy Part III.


Marge: Um, excuse me Hans Moleman, can you help me?

Hans: Shh, I'm hiding from the police. If the police find me out past curfew, they'll throw me in jail. I won't survive another night in jail.

Marge: Well, I was wondering if you've ever seen a crop circle?

Hans: Talk to Abe, he mentioned crop circles once. Hurry up and get to the home before the police lock the doors.


  • Two PR asset discs, which were found in 2016, reveal that Grampa was the person who Marge raced to the Retirement Castle instead of Chief Wiggum and Jasper was the person who would've explained the crop circles to Marge instead in the next mission.

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