The Cola Wars is the name of the sixth mission from Simpsons Hit and Run's fourth level where the player plays as Marge.
Summary[]
Marge asks Bart if he recognizes the planet with an antenna design, Bart finally snaps and tells his mom that's the logo of the alien mind control cola, which they gave tons to Bart when he was abducted. Marge is pleased to hear her son speak coherently and plans to get rid of the cola by dressing up as a cop.
Tips[]
- This entire mission is intended to be done on-foot. While some cans can be collected by a vehicle, most of them can't, but you can use a vehicle to access the Kwik-E-Mart area more quickly, where the bulk of the cans are located around.
- Cans will be placed on top of buildings like the Kwik-E-Mart, the gas station, and Lard Lad's, so be prepared to scale those buildings in one way or another.
- Well timed and precise double jumps will be necessary in some areas, so it can do some good to practice beforehand.
Music[]
This song is shared with Monkey See Monkey D'oh.
Transcript[]
Marge: Bart, do you recognize this design?
Bart: (Some indistinct dialect) That's the alien mind control cola, they gave us tons of that up in the alien spaceship. They're using it to make the town go crazy.
Marge: Oh, thank God, you've snapped out of your trance, I was so worried.
Bart: Later, I'm going to the arcade.
Marge: This conspiracy goes all the way to the top. I'm gonna need a little extra fire power, as Officer Marge!
(Marge collects all the coke cans and goes to the Kwik-E-Mart)
Marge: I bet Apu knows who is selling the cola.
Trivia[]
- The mission's title is a reference to the "Cola Wars" sales battle between Pepsi and Coke in the 1980s.
Gallery[]
| Level 4 Missions |
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| For A Few Donuts More • Redneck Roundup • Ketchup Logic • Return of the Nearly-Dead • Wolves Stole My Pills • The Cola Wars • From Outer Space • Beached Love |