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Apu turns to Krusty for help. Krusty can't tell Apu where the soda is coming from, but suggests following a police officer in order to find a professional criminal. He advises Apu to dress "more American" for better luck.
After buying an American outfit, Apu begins to collect donuts along a trail leading to the police station, just in time to catch Wiggum. Apu must follow the chief, who eventually leads him to the DMV.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello, famous American clown. I wish to ask a favor.
Krusty the Clown: Everyone wants to wet their beaks. (sighs)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I require information about trucks delivering evil cola. How can I get this classified data?
Krusty the Clown: Sorry, Apu, I'm a drink-squeezy, punchy lowlife. You need a professional scumbag. Follow a cop until you find one. You'll have better luck if ya, you know... look... American?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you, honorable man.