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Wolves Stole My Pills
Level 4
4-5
Type Follow + Collect/Avoid
Previous Return of the Nearly-Dead
Next The Cola Wars

Wolves Stole My Pills is the name of the fifth mission from Simpsons Hit and Run's fourth level where the player plays as Marge.

Summary Edit

Marge goes to visit Grandpa to ask if he knows anything about the crop circles that are appearing all over Springfield but he's unable to help as Nelson has stolen his medication.

Marge drives to the school to confront Nelson and to get the pills but Nelson has traded them for Playdudes to a person in a Black Sedan. Marge finds and follows the sedan, collecting the medical pills that fall of the back when she crashes into it.

Afterwards she drives back to Grandpa and gives him his pills but he can't help out as the pills knock him out. She goes to get caffeine pills to wake him up and he describes an old crop circle that happened in his youth. It's the shape is identical to the logo of the new Buzz Cola.

TranscriptEdit

Marge: Grandpa, do you know anything about crop circles?

Abe: What?! Huh, I can't tell you about crop circles now. Those lowsy renegades stole my pills. Without my Agralieve, I'll start bitting nurses. You don't need a lawsuit you gosh darn... crop... circles... Agralieve...

Marge: Oh dear!

(Marge heads over to the Springfield Elementary School and finds Nelson)

Marge: How can you hooligans steal an old man's medication? You give them back right now!

Nelson: Oh, we traded them to some dudes in a black car for some PlayDudes. Check it out, man, this one has an interview with the guy who invented the Wa-Wa-Panel.

Marge: Hmmm!

(Marge chases a government agent car with pills as she collects ten of them and heads back to Abraham)

Marge: Here's your crazy medicine Grandpa.

Abe: Hot diggity! Sweet medication, gimme, gimme, gimme!! (snores)

Marge: Oh great, now I need something to wake him up.

(Marge goes to Kwik-E-Mart, grabs the Trucker's Choice Stay Alert Capsules, then rushes back to the retirement castle to wake Abraham up)

CutsceneEdit

Marge wakes Abraham up, and with a few tries, succeeds in letting Abraham tell her about the crop circles. Marge then figures out that the planet with an antenna looked familiar, that it was on a can of Buzz Cola.

TranscriptEdit

Marge: Maybe these will jog your memory. (wakes Abraham up)

Abe: Huh? What?

Marge: For the last freaking time, tell me about the crop circles!

Abe: There I was surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchman when one of them, a raccoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo. Now, I never reasoned with a raccoon before, let alone a Nazi one, so I...

Marge: Grandpa, what does this have to do with crop circles?

Abe: Not a thing! Now where was I? Right now, Ah back to where I am......

Marge: CROP CIRCLES!

Abe: OK, OK, it was so long ago I have to tell it in sepia tone. As I recall it was kind of a cosmic kind of thing. Shaped like a planet with an old fashioned radio antenna coming of it.

Marge: A planet with an antenna? That sounds awfully familiar. I think it was at the Kwik-E-Mart... that's it! It was a bottle of pop. Maybe that will jog Bart's memory.

Music Edit

The Simpsons Hit amp Run Soundtrack - Wolves Stole

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